A Death Mass Song

Kender roasting on an open fire, Hell hounds nipping at your gnomes, Black Robed wizard impaled on a spire, His death curse sealing off my home. Everybody knows Takhisis and her minion horde. Plan to kill Solamnic Knights. Tiny dwarves stuck with kender who’re bored Will find it hard to… Read More

Tainted Black

To the tune of ‘Paint it Black’, with apologies to the Rolling Stones. I see my red robes and I want them tainted blackNo crimson anymore I want them to turn blackI see Par-Salian dressed in his whitish robesI have to turn my head until ol’ Fisty goes I see… Read More