(A parody of ‘Gangsta’s Paradise’ [with apologies to Coolio] and ‘Amish Paradise’ [with apologies to Weird Al Yankovic]) As I walk through the mountain where I follow my thane I take a look at my wife, and realize her beard’s very plain But that’s just perfect for a Dwarvish like… Read More
Kender roasting on an open fire, Hell hounds nipping at your gnomes, Black Robed wizard impaled on a spire, His death curse sealing off my home. Everybody knows Takhisis and her minion horde. Plan to kill Solamnic Knights. Tiny dwarves stuck with kender who’re bored Will find it hard to… Read More
I’m dreaming of a white cleric Just like someone I used to know She had long dark hair, And skin quite fair, And robes the color of the snow. I’m dreaming of a white cleric In every second, I delight. If you step in Paladine’s light Then may all your… Read More
O Tasslehoff! O Tasslehoff! Why do you so annoy me? O Tasslehoff! O Tasslehoff! Why do you so annoy me? You steal from me! And cause me dread. A thousand curses On your head!!! O Tasslehoff! O Tasslehoff! Why do you so annoy me? Read More
Raistlin the Red Robed wizard Had a very shiny face. And if you ever saw him, You would want to leave the place! His Test at the Tower Made him cough and hack up blood But because of his power. He now conjures Vick’s Vaporub. Then during the Chronicles Fizban… Read More
