A Death Mass Song

Kender roasting on an open fire, Hell hounds nipping at your gnomes, Black Robed wizard impaled on a spire, His death curse sealing off my home. Everybody knows Takhisis and her minion horde. Plan to kill Solamnic Knights. Tiny dwarves stuck with kender who’re bored Will find it hard to… Read More

  • Memorable Quotes

    you’re not going to execute us, are you? Because, in that case, I think we’d just as soon wait for the locksmith…

    — Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Time of the Twins