On the 12th day of Yule
My True Love gave to me…

Twelve Minotaurs Howling
Eleven DL Movie Threads
Ten of Linsha’s Beaus turned Evil,
Nine Gnomish Explosions,
… (Wait, where’d the kender go?)
Eight Silvenesti Star Jewels,
Seven Arcane Bastions
Six knights a-slaying,
(Found the Kender)
(Kender voice) Five shineeyy rinnnggss!
Four centaur herds,
Three dragon dens,
Two magic gloves,
And a kender in a pear tree!

12 Days Variant #1

Editor’s Notes: Our Carolers got into Flint’s special eggnog, so they decided one version wasn’t enough.

12 brand new novels
11 elves singing
10 griffons screeching
9 dragons flying
8 ogres bashing
7 kender stealing
6 fried potatoes
(deep dragon voice) FFIIVVEEEE DDRAGGOONNNN HHOOORRDESSSS
4 peasants running
3 knights riding
2 terran wraithes(props if you get that)
and a drunken gnome in a pear tree.

12 Days Variant #2

Editor’s Notes: Flint’s going to be so mad at me…

12 Houses flaming
11 Goblin’s raiding
10 Women screaming
9 Dragons flying
8 Men a-killing
7 Kender stealing
6 Swords a-stabbing
5 That kender took my riiiiiiiiings (With apologies to the original DL 12 days)
4 Gnome inventions
3 Heads a-rolling
2 Ogre’s named Grog
And a Fizban’s befuddled sorceryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

12 Days Variant #3

Editor’s Notes: I told them to stop. Really, I did.

On the twelfth day of Dragonlance my true love gave to me

Twelve loony gods
Eleven gnomes inventing
Ten dwarves a gripping
Nine elves a piping
Eight goblins belching
Seven wands a waving
Six dragons slaying
Five kender pouches
Four dragon orbs,
three magic moons,
two Majere twins
and a house in a vallenwood tree.

12 Days Variant #4

Editor’s Notes: ‘Tis the season!

Twelve maces a-thumping
Eleven snipers sniping
Ten Solamnic Lords marching
Nine ambushes springing
Eight barmaids serving
Seven whips a-flaying
Six draconians a-slaying
Five highlords green!
Four dwarves hauling stones
Three henchmen
Two roasted doves
and an elf sitting in an oak tree!