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Kender roasting on an open fire, Hell hounds nipping at your gnomes, Black Robed wizard impaled on a spire, His death curse sealing off my home. Everybody knows Takhisis and her minion horde. Plan to kill Solamnic Knights. Tiny dwarves stuck with kender who’re bored Will find it hard to… Read More
I’m dreaming of a white cleric Just like someone I used to know She had long dark hair, And skin quite fair, And robes the color of the snow. I’m dreaming of a white cleric In every second, I delight. If you step in Paladine’s light Then may all your… Read More
O Tasslehoff! O Tasslehoff! Why do you so annoy me? O Tasslehoff! O Tasslehoff! Why do you so annoy me? You steal from me! And cause me dread. A thousand curses On your head!!! O Tasslehoff! O Tasslehoff! Why do you so annoy me? Read More
Raistlin the Red Robed wizard Had a very shiny face. And if you ever saw him, You would want to leave the place! His Test at the Tower Made him cough and hack up blood But because of his power. He now conjures Vick’s Vaporub. Then during the Chronicles Fizban… Read More
10. Cast fireball and melt Sturm’s snow fort. 9. Torture Dalamar with cold hands. 8. Make Caramon go looking for rose petals. 7. Make snow mage impressions. 6. Build a snow kender, and cast fireball. 5. Whoosh Tasslehoff into a frozen duck pond. 4. Whoosh Tasslehoff into a frozen duck… Read More
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Wizards of the Coast, a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc., has announced that it plans to bring back the world of Dragonlance, made famous by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman’s Chronicles trilogy, in a series of novels as well as the return of the Dragonlance role-playing game. Read More
School: Conjuration/Summoning Level: 3 Range: 1 inch/level Components: V, S, M Duration: 1 turn/level Casting Time: 1 round Area of Effect: 10 yards/level This spell creates a pink-furred creature that likes to roll over on its back and have its tummy scratched. When it is being scratched, it makes a… Read More
We have heard several reports that the Dragonborn, one of the two new races in the 4th Edition Player’s Handbook, will become a bona fide Dragonlance race. Read More
Jeff Grubb’s pick on who should be president. Read More
