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Handle Me Tasslehoff
The Gnomes of Mt. Nevermind bring you this special Yuletide treat! Read More
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WotC Announces 2018 Product Schedule
For Immediate Release March 31, 2018 Renton, WA – Wizards of the Coast, a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc., has announced the return of Dragonlance novels and games! Here is a sampling for this year. Bunnies of Spring Cleaning Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman return to the world of Krynn on… Read More
Ultimate Dragonlance!
According to a press release today, the Dragonlance setting will be going through a reset, with a major facelift. Read More
Aya’s Top 10 Lists for Dragonlance
Top Ten List of Paladine’s Rejected Nom-de-Guerres 10.Fuzzball 9. Fizbut 8. Shazbot 7. Fez 6. Fizzbin 5. Zifnab 4. Fphzzzi 3. Fizban 2. Fuzzy Wuzzy 1. Phizozosilophbanidvoratrelundar Top Ten Other Careers For Raistlin 10.The Amazing Glow In The Dark Talking Timepiece 9. Host of Mister Majere’s Neighbourhood 8. Two words:… Read More
A Death Mass Song
Kender roasting on an open fire, Hell hounds nipping at your gnomes, Black Robed wizard impaled on a spire, His death curse sealing off my home. Everybody knows Takhisis and her minion horde. Plan to kill Solamnic Knights. Tiny dwarves stuck with kender who’re bored Will find it hard to… Read More
I’m Dreaming of a White Cleric
I’m dreaming of a white cleric Just like someone I used to know She had long dark hair, And skin quite fair, And robes the color of the snow. I’m dreaming of a white cleric In every second, I delight. If you step in Paladine’s light Then may all your… Read More
O Tasslehoff
O Tasslehoff! O Tasslehoff! Why do you so annoy me? O Tasslehoff! O Tasslehoff! Why do you so annoy me? You steal from me! And cause me dread. A thousand curses On your head!!! O Tasslehoff! O Tasslehoff! Why do you so annoy me? Read More
Raistlin the Red Robed Wizard
Raistlin the Red Robed wizard Had a very shiny face. And if you ever saw him, You would want to leave the place! His Test at the Tower Made him cough and hack up blood But because of his power. He now conjures Vick’s Vaporub. Then during the Chronicles Fizban… Read More
Top Ten Things Raistlin Likes To Do On Snowy Winter Days
10. Cast fireball and melt Sturm’s snow fort. 9. Torture Dalamar with cold hands. 8. Make Caramon go looking for rose petals. 7. Make snow mage impressions. 6. Build a snow kender, and cast fireball. 5. Whoosh Tasslehoff into a frozen duck pond. 4. Whoosh Tasslehoff into a frozen duck… Read More
Top Ten Rejected Dragonlance Items
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