Top Ten List of Paladine’s Rejected Nom-de-Guerres
10.Fuzzball
9. Fizbut
8. Shazbot
7. Fez
6. Fizzbin
5. Zifnab
4. Fphzzzi
3. Fizban
2. Fuzzy Wuzzy
1. Phizozosilophbanidvoratrelundar
Top Ten Other Careers For Raistlin
10.The Amazing Glow In The Dark Talking Timepiece
9. Host of Mister Majere’s Neighbourhood
8. Two words: Golden Boy!
7. Part of the cast of Cats
6. Kender-Away ™
5. Mount Nevermind Test Subject
4. Heights (sorry, that’s Top Ten Other Fears of Raistlin)
3. Runway model
2. Time Lord
1. An android on the starship Enterprise….
Top Ten Items Found in that Pouch Tas Forgot He Had
10.The Holy Grail
9. A load of single socks
8. A gully dwarf
7. Raistlin’s conscience
6. Caramon’s spine
5. Kitiara’s…er, never mind
3. The Crown Jewels
2. A member of another adventuring party
1. Jimmy Hoffa