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Author: David Miller

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Dwarvish Paradise

  By David Miller March 16, 2020 March 16, 2020 Media, Music, Humor
Dwarves

(A parody of ‘Gangsta’s Paradise’ [with apologies to Coolio] and ‘Amish Paradise’ [with apologies to Weird Al Yankovic]) As I walk through the mountain where I follow my thane I take a look at my wife, and realize her beard’s very plain But that’s just perfect for a Dwarvish like… Read More

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Istarian Bounty Hunter Price List

  By David Miller January 2, 2011 July 8, 2019 D&D 3e/3.5 Role-Playing Articles

Dear Astinus, Prior to the fall of Istar, bounty hunters, working under the Proclamation of Manifest Virtue, would bring in those the Kingpriest deemed to be “evil.” The following is a sample bounty list recuperated from the pages of the Lorebook of Jonas Steelforge detailing prices placed on such fugitives.… Read More

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