Taladas: Land of the Lost
(sung to the tune of the theme song of The Land of the Lost)

Pierson, Bhatt, and Whiteman
On a routine expedition;
Met the greatest Cataclysm, ever known.
From the tides of time in Istar,
It struck their gnomish craft
and flung them a thousand miles away.

To Taladas: Land of the Lost.
To Taladas: Land of the Lost.
To Taladas: Land of the Lost.