• Memorable Quotes

    Old? Me! I don’t feel old, inside, I mean. If it wasn’t for the occasional annoying pain in my back and my hands and the strong urge to take naps by the fire instead of shouting taunts at minotaur – they get really angry, did you know that? Especially when you go ‘mooo’ at them. it’s amazing how fast an angry minotaur can run when he’s chasing you. Anyway, where was I?

    — Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Dragons of Summer Flame