A Death Mass Song

Kender roasting on an open fire, Hell hounds nipping at your gnomes, Black Robed wizard impaled on a spire, His death curse sealing off my home. Everybody knows Takhisis and her minion horde. Plan to kill Solamnic Knights. Tiny dwarves stuck with kender who’re bored Will find it hard to… Read More

  • Memorable Quotes

    I’ve never had my guts ripped out before and, while it would certainly be entertaining, I don’t suppose it would be conductive to a long life. Tanis is always telling me to think before I do anything, whether or not it is conductive to a long life, and not to do it if it wasn’t. I’d say that comes under the last category.

    — Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Dragons of Summer Flame