Category: Features

I like reading about kender, sure, but I don’t think I’d like to live with one. But I still think a kender–any kender–would be better than my little sisters. Hence, the top ten list. Read More

Q) How Many Kender Does it Take to Change a light bulb? A) What light bulb? Q) How many Elven Princesses does it take to change a light bulb? A) One. She holds the bulb in the socket, and the world revolves around her. Q) How many gnomes does it… Read More

This is a parody of the theme song of MST3k. Read More

Imagine this… You are the winner on Wheel of Fortune ready to answer the final puzzle. Pat asks you for letters and Vanna smiles prettily. What do you call out???? R S T L N E !!!! It has been going on for years under our noses! The name of… Read More

A holiday classic, Fizban style! Read More

That Sam-I-Know, That Sam-I-Know. I do not like that Sam-I-Know. Read More

By: Gnimashinuswhosegreatgreatgrandfatherinventedsnakesandladdersanddied whensqueezedbyaverybigboaconstricterandwhosesonproducedMinopolyagamebasedontheterritorailinstinctsoftheminotaursetc etc… From: The Entertainment Guild Subject: Darkplaces and Draconians–a new game Foreword: We gnomes are dedicated to lives of constant designing, building and testing devices to improve the lives of all of Ansalon. However, with the recent War of the Lance, many of the younger hot-headed gnomes… Read More

The Gnomes of Mt. Nevermind bring you this special Yuletide treat! Read More