Cross eyed, flee infested, buck toothed, gully dwarf!
Did your parents ever insult any gods?
Have you considered using skunk oil to hide that horrible smell?
I’ve always wondered what a cross-breed between an ogre and a gully dwarf would look like!
Why do you always make that funny face at me? Oh! That’s how you always look!
You think you’re the gods’ gift to Krynn? Well, I hope they kept the receipt!
Your father was a minotaur and your mother’s a ranger!
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of eldeberries!
You’ve got a face only a draconian could love!
Who sang that originally? Let’s keep it that way.
Death Knight Taunts
Do you ever need to be relit?
Where do you stick the batteries?
You may be able to kill me with a word, but do you ever shut up?
Here Birdy Birdy! Dwagon wanna Cwacker?
Are you male or female? I can’t tell.
Hide the silverware! It’s a ken- oh my! I’m so sorry Mister Dwarf. I thought you were a kender!
I see why you stay underground, the fresh air avoids you.
I’ve seen a more impressive beard on an elf woman!
Your mother had no whiskers!
(To an elf woman): Hey, I saw a dwarf lady wearing that same thing…but she made it look good.
I think they’re really interesting! Especially with the long pointy ears. I believe they can flap them and fly up as high as they have their noses.
(To a Kagonesti): Kender children like to draw pictures on themselves too!
My ears are pointier!
Who do you look like most – your father or your mother???
Go soak your head in a bucket. Then some fool might mistake it for a helm and, therefore, mistake you for a knight.
I’m not surprised you have never had scurvy. What illness would want to have you as a host?
Have any of you lost this bell?
Hey isn’t that Farmers Strobel’s brand on you?
How was your night in the stables, you ugly spawn of a tavern roast!
I know a dairy where they need a nice cow like you.
I know a farrier who could size you right up!
Wow! That cow just spoke!
You eat meat? I thought cows were herbivores.
You have got to be the worst excuse for a horse I ever saw!
You milk-giving, field-grazing, ugly horn-head!!!
Your father had no horns!
I’ve never seen teeth in such a lovely shade of green…
How can 5 heads share half a brain?
Look! A goblin with 5 dragon heads!
(To a Red Robe): Have you ever been charged by a minotaur?
How can a Black Robe be evil in a dress?
Whew! Is that your spell components, or do you make your own soap?
Who needs a magic portal with those nostrils?!?
(*bends over*) Worship This Moon!
You couldn’t turn water into ice in the dead of winter!
You’re such a bad wizard that you couldn’t even cast fishing rod!!!